walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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