lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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