Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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