Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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