How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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