The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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