champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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