ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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