are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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