we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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