Your tits are I can't wait for
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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