why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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