But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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