oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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