and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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