Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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