maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we made out on top of his cat.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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