Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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