quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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