Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
