The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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