Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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