i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
