I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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