Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
