So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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