i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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