Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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