Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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