My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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