her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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