Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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