At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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