Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
A+ Viking dick
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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