When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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