If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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