remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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