Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
how does that bad decision feel?
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