i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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