HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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