it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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