i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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