using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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