she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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