...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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