I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize