My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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