you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
ttyl tear gas
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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