you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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