Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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