im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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