I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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