OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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