: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Actions speak louder than pants.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Randomize
