Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize