You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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