So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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