We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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